This is the final night of a week-long festival exploring heartbreak and creating a community for the people who aren’t buying or expecting over-instagrammed roses.

Prepare for a healing, heart-warming evening, filled with song, comedy, pole-dancing and burlesque; we’re holding you through any heartbreak or heartache, and celebrating the concept of self-love as sensational.

Join us, as we close Heartbreak Hotel with our Pure Pleasurable Principles; It’s time to lotion up baby, get ready to scream  ‘yaaaaas queen, smell like cocoa butter up in hurr!’ and be like ‘Heartbreak who’?

Bring your feels and your friends, and boss Valentine’s Day with an evening of unmissable performances exploring the journey from heartbreak back to loving and appreciating the awesomeness of who you are!


Heartbreak Hotel is the lovechild of curators Kim Loliya and Catriona Smith (Mini Schmidt Productions).

The duo first collaborated during LoveFestLDN18 (a multimedia festival celebrating love in the capital) and decided to pool their heartbreak, creativity and love of everything Anti-Valentine’s Day into Heartbreak Hotel.